I’ll have you know that I debated long and hard with myself about whether or not I should bother doing this one – I mean, how much can one possibly eat in Amsterdam in approximately 32hours?? But I’ve learnt not to underestimate my own appetite, so here you go – a non-exhaustive list of what H, K and I ate on our weekend getaway a few weeks back.
H had been going on (and on and on) about wanting a bagel for the loooongest time, so we complied. Besides, who can say no to a bagel, with its delightfully dense and chewy texture, toasted and topped with just about anything your heart desires? Bagels & Beans is a very big chain in Amsterdam but you could also check out Village Bagels and Tony’s, both of which I remember I liked as well the last time I was in Amsterdam. On a side note, why are the Dutch so fond of bagels? I just read on Urbandictionary.com that “dutch bagel” is a polite way to call someone a douche bag in public. Interesting.
H and K were super obsessed with these complimentary chocolate coffee beans which they provide in these little dishes on the table, so much so that K had to buy a container of them home.
You’ll notice as well that the crockery here is super cute.
You get to choose from a selection of hot, cold, savoury and sweet bagels. Additionally, you get to choose the type of bagel and even type of cream cheese you prefer.
H, whom, if you remember, was the whole reason we were having bagels in the first place, was very pleased with this. They were very generous with the ingredients and it arrived hot and toasty.
K ordered this, excited as she was by the truffle mayo. It was essentially a vegetarian burger patty, topped with cheese and truffle mayo. Interesting but really just okay. Having said that, I ate the remaining half.
I didn’t try this but I’m assuming it’s quite nondescript.
This is essentially my dream sandwich in a bagel. Pesto, parma ham, mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, and toasted pine nuts. Can’t possibly go wrong with that.
For a quick bite, Bagels & Beans is always a safe bet. The ingredients are fresh and serving size is quite generous. Most branches are usually pretty crowded but they move quite quickly as well.
BAGELS & BEANS
*they have a lot of branches so click on the above link if you want more information!
After breakfast, we decided to traipse around and poke into some stores. We were intrigued by the Vanilia store, which had by far the most gorgeous display, so while the two of them got busy in the changing rooms, I hung out with the super-friendly staff. Now, I promise there’s a reason I’m bothering to tell you about this, and here it is:
They have this gorgeous coffee machine in the shop, so customers can have whatever coffee they please, as well as help themselves to cookies. Now, I know it’s probably the “done” thing in super high-end stores, but for a high street store, this was such a nice touch. They apparently also offer wine in the afternoons. Don’t mind if I do! I had 1 espresso, 1 macchiato and about 8 cookies. And I did not buy a thing. Such a cheapskate. Oh well, I like to think that I offered some brilliant conversation by way of a fair exchange hahahaha.
When you are in Amsterdam, you will have Dutch pancakes at some point. It’s just the natural order of things.
Poffertjes, these fluffy, sweet little coin-shaped morsels are the best. But would you look at the amount of powdered sugar on these! And as if they aren’t already sweet enough, you must must MUST have them with lashings of Dutch maple syrup.
And also a massive nutella crepe because nutella crepe. And again, look at that powdered sugar…
These are some of the maaaany pancake houses you could try out.
Open daily 10am-7pm
Berenstraat 38, Jordaan
THE PANCAKE BAKERY
Prinsengracht 191, Amsterdam
PANCAKES & WAFFLES
Oudebrugsteeg 29, Amsterdam
Of course, in Amsterdam you will also have some frites at some point. I tend to have a dichotomous view of the world, exemplified most obviously by my view on fries – there are people who LOVE fries, and there are liars.
And my childhood moral education (meaning Enid Blyton books) has taught me that people who tell the truth get rewards!!!!!
Hot fries topped with mayo, that is. But as I always say, a fry is a fry is a fry is a fry. To be completely honest, even the frites shops that are heralded as the “best” in Amsterdam are nothing special but if you are interested, then the VERY awesomely named Vlaams/Vleminckx Sausmeesters is one of them!
Voetboogstraat 31, Amsterdam
I really wanted to visit the Ice Bakery by Nutella because, I mean, NUTELLA right? There were a lot of things on display but I was very taken by this dark beauty of an Oreo profiterole, so I absolutely had to get it. It was just alright. A good concept, I think – choux pastry, chocolate creme patissiere, crushed Oreo cookies – and executed properly would have been all kinds of amazing. I may try my hand at it sometime myself.
ICE BAKERY BY NUTELLA
We went to check out some cheese shops, and as if it isn’t amply clear what cheapskates we are by now, we unashamedly had our fill of free cheese samples, including truffled cheese, pesto cheese… But I think my favourite would actually be the lavender cheese, even though some might find it too floral and perfumed and soapy.
Love is having someone else spread truffle mayo on a breadstick for you.
And before we knew it, it was dinner time!!!!!!! I had been looking forward to dinner that night for AGES. Bloesem came highly recommended and was apparently the inspiration behind the fictional ‘Oranjee’ restaurant in the Fault in Our Stars.
Now, don’t be expecting it to look anything like the setting in the movie, which, to my knowledge, was purposely constructed and shot in Pittsburgh. Anyway. It was very quiet when we went, which I liked, with only a few tables occupied. Dim lighting, very cosy. They offer a set menu of 3 courses at €32.50, 4 courses at €36.50, and 5 courses at €42.50. We all decided to go for 5 courses because it really seemed to be good value for money, and with a bottle of wine, it came up to about €50++ per person. Unfortunately, they only accepted cash so we ran out, hearts pumping, hoping to find a working ATM so that H could withdraw some money for our communal fund. (We did.)
I was extremely eggcited when we were told that there was no menu because I LOVE SURPRISE MENUS. That way you can be sure that whatever you’re eating is fresh and seasonal, and also it dispenses with the pressure of choice.
The bread was ordinary but the olive oil that came with it was delicious. Super fruity and flavoursome.
Then it was time to amuse ourselves with our amuse-bouche, crispy crostini topped with tomato jam and homemade feta. This was thoroughly amusing for the 5secs it lasted, although it was nothing spectacular.
This was the gambas with cauliflower couscous, sweet-sour beetroot, curry mayo and gremolata. The prawns were perfectly cooked, glassy and crunchy. The cauliflower couscous really did have the texture of couscous but without the grainy aroma. The curry mayo in particular was some tasty stuff.
Next was the cod with potato and black garlic veloute, topped with smoked celeriac and pumpkin oil. This was delicious. A generous slab of cod, firm but flakey, with a great caramelised outside. The veloute itself was as velvety-smooth as it was meant to be, creamy and very tasty.
So there was this one line in the movie said by Augustus Waters, “I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.”
This wasn’t a dragon carrot risotto but it sure was delicious. A barley risotto with carrot, balsamico and tarragon foam. I tend to prefer barley risotto to normal risotto because of the texture, and the carrot made this nice and sweet as well.
The next dish was probably my least favourite.
Lean beef cooked sous vide for 5.5hours with chicory, polenta and anchovy sauce. The beef wasn’t tough at all, but I guess, because it was so lean, it really wasn’t all that juicy. It’s a shame. Can you imagine how fricking delicious it would’ve been if they had used a fatty cut of meat and cooked it for 5.5hours in a vacuum?!?!
Finally, it was dessert time!!!!
This was SO GOOD. Probably our favourite course. Financier, pear, coffee mousse, red wine, mascarpone and hazelnut. The financier was freshly baked, still warm, with a slightly sticky, damp top, and a coarse, sandy texture. I generally love anything with ground nuts in it. The coffee mousse was nice and airy with a great coffee flavour but I think it was the creamy, slightly tangy mascarpone that made this dessert as good as it was.
Overall, I would definitely recommend this place to anyone who wants a more special dining experience in Amsterdam. It’s nothing incredibly posh or fancy, with literally 2 people running the show (chef and maitre d’), but the food was tasty, beautifully presented, and for what it was, not expensive at all.
Binnen Dommersstraat 13-15
1013 HK Amsterdam
The next morning, we went in search of breakfast. I don’t think there’s anyone who’s been to Amsterdam that hasn’t eaten at Greenwoods. It’s an English place that does all-day breakfasts. Always really crowded. If the weather is nice you can sit outside by the canal. Otherwise, there are quite a few tables inside though it’s a pretty small place.
H got the Eggs Greenwoods which is 2 poached eggs, cottage cheese, avocado, organic chicken on homemade soda bread and garnished with fresh herbs.
This was a nice switch-up from a regular Eggs Ben. A lot fresher and clean-tasting, but still substantial because it came in quite a big portion.
K got the Veggie Breakfast, which is 2 scrambled eggs with grilled season vegetables, sundried tomatoes and spinach, served with toast. You get to choose the type of toast you want – homemade white corn bread, brown bread or soda bread, so K got corn bread.
I didn’t try this but um, it’s a LOT of veggies and no meat.
I got the Full English, which is 2 scrambled eggs with bacon, Cumberland sausage, grilled mushrooms and tomatoes, baked beans, served with toast. Again, I chose corn bread because you don’t say no to cornbread! I think overall it was decent.
I’ve never tried anything here other than their breakfast menu, so I may have to do that in the future! As we were seated upstairs right by the kitchen, we were able to see all the food leaving, and it all looked good, plus I think they are quite generous in serving size overall.
1012 VG Amsterdam
We went for a walk after breakfast and happened to stumble upon this place called the Chocolate Bakery. I was intrigued by their chocolate kebab (no joke – you need that in your life) so we went in. They also serve bubble tea, fresh crepes, AND AND AND they have this fun rotating macaron display hehehe.
I’ve always said that, as a rule, macarons aren’t my thing (although I’m severely craving the Pierre Hermes olive oil ones now MMMMMM) but like chocolate fondants, I kind of still eat them anyway. Because I am a rule-breaker! (Even if I do institute the rules myself.)
This was the lychee macaron and and and… the kueh lapis (thousand layer cake) macaron! Now, I don’t remember how it was spelt the Dutch way so I’m just spelling it the local way. And since the Dutch have co-opted the cuisine of their ex-colony as part of their own… I guess it can be considered a local flavour? Anyways. The macarons were ok! The lychee one was nice, as lychee macarons usually are, but as for the kueh lapis macaron, I can’t say I could really taste any kueh lapis flavour when I was eating it. Having said that, I’ve never had such a flavour before so I’m not sure what I should have been expecting. (But NOW I’m craving proper, buttery, sweet, soft, spongy kueh lapis…)
But here is a shot of my lychee macaron, featuring a few strands of H‘s hair hahaha!
Kalverstraat 210 1012 XH Amsterdam
We went in search of some coffee after that, and stumbled upon this gorgeous place called Cafe de Jaren. It’s really big, with a canal-side terrace and balcony, 2 floors, a big bar area, and very high ceilings.
They have food as well but we just stopped for a quick coffee break because our fat little legs could not bear our weight anymore. It is a really nice place in which to chill, though, so definitely check it out if you can.
CAFE DE JAREN
Nieuwe Doelenstraat 20 – 22
1012 CP Amsterdam
Later on we walked past Puccini and I remembered their chocolates to be quite excellent, so we stopped to buy some presents!
Well, H got a present anyway, I just got a present for myself.
But these chocolate-coated almonds were the bomb diggity, so I have no regrets.
1011 JK Amsterdam
1016 AA Amsterdam
I really wanted to eat something proper by then so we went to Momo! My friends have all told me about Momo but I’d never been myself. Anyway, it’s this (sort of) swanky Japanese place on the ground floor of Park Hotel. It’s quite casual in the day time though, so don’t be ascared! Plus the hostess was really nice and friendly.
I wanted a cocktail even though it was only lunch-time, so I tried the Tokyo Rose (€13.95) cocktail, which had gin, elderflower, rose syrup, apple juice and fresh raspberries, thinking it would be like my FAVORITE cocktail at Eight over Eight (see post here). But sadly it wasn’t. It was rather tart and tasted more like raspberries than rose.
(Unfortch I’ve accidentally deleted the photo of it, which is sad because it was a very pretty long drink.)
Their regular menu features all sorts of pan-Asian food, with small plates, ceviche, salads, tacos, sushi and sashimi, and bigger seafood and meat plates.
They offer bento set lunches as well so I got the Spicy Bento, which came with a Thai beef salad, crispy duck roll, spicy squid salad and jasmine rice.
K got the Sushi Bento, which was 3 types of fresh fish nigiri, spicy tuna roll, salmon avocado chirashi, and wakame seaweed salad.
H got the Soba Hiyasi Chuka, which was a cold soba noodle salad with crunchy vegetables, chicken and quail egg, served with a nutty dressing.
I think everything was decent. Nothing extraordinary but we did order bento boxes after all. I think I’ll quite like to try the food on their regular menu though!
Whatever it is, make sure you save room for dessert!
See, I told you I was a rule-breaker, hence the chocolate hot pot even though I “don’t” eat/like molten chocolate cakes. My excuse is that I really like the combination of chocolate cake with matcha ice-cream!!! This was nice, although the chocolate hot pot was almost a bit too sweet. It would’ve been better if it had a deeper, darker chocolate flavour to match the bitterness of the matcha ice-cream. The sesame crunch was really nice though!
This next dessert was kind of perfect.
H and I loved this! The milk chocolate and salted caramel mousse had a really nice texture, and the peanut butter sorbet was very tasty and peanutty, especially when eaten with the crunchy crumble of peanut brittle (I assume) it was served on.
Overall, I can see what my friends mean when they say it’s a nice place to bring a date, but it depends as well on the sort of person you are trying to impress. If he/she likes dressing up and going to stylish, trendier places, this place is great. But for a more relaxed, cosy setting, where you can impress him/her without having ANY food knowledge whatsoever (given their surprise menu concept), Bloesem is a better choice.
And me? I just eat. Hahaha. Wherever you take me, I think I’ll be impressed most if you have a massive appetite.
1071 ZD Amsterdam
Then it was a race to pick-up a final bagel to go before our 32hours in Amsterdam came to a close and we had to say goodbye to Amsterdam! This was my avocado, smoked chicken and pesto bagel. Unphotogenic, but good stuff.
This was such a good trip, even though, I did not have the time to make it down to Lanksroon for their stroopwafels or to Winkel for the apple pie, nor did I get to try the chocolate cookie stuffed with gooey white chocolate (?!?!) at Van Stapele Koekmakerji. But I’m sure I’ll go back again soon!
Thanks again guys for reading and I hope that this dispells the doom and gloom of your post-Easter-weekend blues just a little bit!